Okay, sometimes I see an article in the mainstream press so amusing I just have to talk to someone about it. Unfortunately, I don't know anyone to discuss this with, so I'll just go on about it here.
You have to like an article with the tagline "Broken penises, lodged foreign bodies give new meaning to unsafe sex." In fact, you have to love it. I really don't have a point or reason in discussing this, but it's really amusing to me on a juvenile level. I mean, we're talking an MSNBC report too, and not some whacked-out site. A semi-legitimate news site is running this.
How often can you see a quote like this? "A 29-year-old man heard a snap during sexual intercourse followed by immediate detumescence and a swelling of the penile basis and scrotum, due to a penile fracture." What? Never seen that one before have you? Every single guy reading this cringed.
How about this gem? "A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months … history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio." Yes, well there's really no comment necessary on that is there?
Anyway, this was painful to post because some of the stories hurt to read, but I encourage all you pervs and non-pervs alike to check this one out!
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